| You don’t have to sit around and watch your investments shrink down to nothing. Buy GOLD! I invested in gold twenty years ago—I’d advise you to do the same. The Dollar grows more worthless by the minute. Send us your worthless dollars. We’ll send you back something of real value, GOLD! Believe me, if GOLD wasn’t such a bargain right now, we wouldn’t be so eager to see that YOU get YOUR share. In hard times—like the times we may be facing ahead—nothing is more readily recognized, more valued, more greatly desired, than GOLD! And remember this—--no man has EVER been yanked from his bed in the middle of the night and had a loaded gun pressed to the back of his head by hooded criminals demanding his GOLD OR, you could simply buy one of my books |
| 100% OF ALL PROFITS FROM THE SALE OF EARWIG WILL GO TO DARRYL MOCKRIDGE'S POOR DESERVING WIFE'S RELOCATION AND WELL-EARNED RETIREMENT FUND. |
