You don’t have to sit around and watch your investments shrink down to nothing.
Buy GOLD!  
I invested in gold twenty years ago—I’d advise you to do the same.

The Dollar grows more worthless by the minute. Send us your worthless dollars.
We’ll send you back something of real value,
GOLD!

Believe me, if
GOLD wasn’t such a bargain right now,
we wouldn’t be so eager to see that
YOU get YOUR share.

In hard times—like the times we may be facing ahead—nothing is more readily recognized,
more valued, more greatly desired, than
GOLD!

And remember this—--no man has EVER been yanked from his bed in the middle of the night
and had a loaded gun pressed to the back of his head by hooded criminals demanding his

GOLD

OR, you could simply buy one of my books
BUY GOLD!
INVESTMENT ADVICE from Henry Edward Fool
estuarypublications@yahoo.com
100% OF ALL PROFITS FROM THE SALE OF EARWIG
WILL GO TO DARRYL MOCKRIDGE'S POOR DESERVING WIFE'S RELOCATION AND
WELL-EARNED RETIREMENT FUND.