AN   ANNOUNCEMENT
I accept full responsibility for everything.
From this day forward, I accept full responsibility for everything.
For all things; political, economic, religious, social, cultural,
whether local, regional, national, domestic or foreign, I hereby
accept full responsibility. I lay no claim to anything that goes
well. However I do accept full responsibility for our problems.

...this among other things, of course.

Darryl Mockridge   March 15, 2013
While we're at it, let's put an end to this spate of apologies.

On behalf of anyone who speaks what they feel is the truth one
moment and later, due to our emerging hive mentality, must issue a
public apology (or two or three or more)...I apologize. From this
day forward, I apologize for everything others might say which
conflicts in any way whatsoever with the swarm's beliefs.

For all statements; political, economic, religious, social,
cultural, both foreign and domestic, I hereby apologize. I lay no
claim to any statements deemed by the Hive to be correct, of
course. However I do apologize most sincerely for any and all
independent, and therefor offense, thoughts, statements,
utterances, personal asides, remarks, and jokes, made by those of
us who have not yet fully evolved.

...this among other things, of course.

Darryl Mockridge   July 15, 2013
I apologize for everything.