Hey there, Big Fellah,
You got it all; and everybody knows it.
We’re all jealous, of course... and hate you, maybe just a little.
But, why should you care?
Still, on occasion, you gotta kinda wonder what it would be like to have all us losers remain jealous of
you, but maybe NOT hate you so much... maybe even think kindly of you.
That’d be different, wouldn’t it?
But, how on earth could you make that happen?
Oh wait, here’s an idea.
Get together with some of your other Billionaire and Zillionaire friends—the fewer the better, in this
instance—and pay off the National Debt. If anybody can pull that off, you can.
I know it sounds ridiculously easy, for a guy like you. BUT if you decide to do that do it with the
single stipulation that those IDIOTS in WASHINGTON MUST promise to run a balanced budget
from here on out. If you did that, you’d be a National HERO!
All us commoners would admire you even more than we do already.
“Gee-whiz, that fellah just paid off the National debt AND he forced those idiots in congress to
take one tiny little, obvious, much-needed, long-overdue, rational step toward solvency!”
It’d be like some kind of wondrous miracle wrapped in a fantasy, inside a daydream and sealed with
a knock-out punch… with YOUR NAME on it… throughout all ETERNITY.
And isn’t that what you really want?
Man, you’d be idolized by all. Your name would be spoken in hushed tones with the greatest
respect, in those moments when it wasn’t being praised, glorified, rhapsodized, or cast in bronze
upon monumental plaques.
ANYWAY… If you happen to be out of ideas about what you should do next, that’s my suggestion.
That’s what I’d do if I had your money.
If you need help with this, I’m always looking for meaningful employment.
|An Open Letter to All Billionaires and Zillionaires