AN OPEN LETTER TO DONALD TRUMP,
| Presidential Candidate |
Mr. Trump, I am about to offer you some very good advice. Learn to separate your POLICIES from your OPINION. Talk as much as you want—as vociferously and as aggressively as you wish— about your policies. Confine your publicly expressed opinion of other people to criticism of their policies. In brief, keep your OPINIONS—especially about other people—to yourself. Honestly, the less potential voters are repulsed by the peculiar things that come spilling (apparently) thoughtlessly from your mouth, the more comfortable they’ll feel agreeing with your policies. Then, the more likely they will be to listen to what you say, and maybe even to vote for you. I offer you this excellent advice because, even if I did find myself agreeing with some of the things you say, I can not—honestly—imagine voting for you because of some of the things you say. One time many years ago,while weeding Mama Anastassio's garden, I inadvertently tore out all of her oregano. And, let me tell you, Mama was not pleased. While I stood there in front of her she shouted at me, calling me a long list of foul names in Italian. It was the wrong approach for getting anything more out of me. Of course Mama was furious at the time, and she wasn't running for President. sincerely, Darryl Mockridge (If you need any more advice, please send me an email. darrylmockridge@yahoo.com) |
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